But hey - in the words of
i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning
i’m always used to other people making me cry that it really throws me when i make other people cry especially if it is a happy cry
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
this isn’t even a problem
This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done
I want an owl so badly
I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard
when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
Think about it.
hahaha Nick Offerman ladies and gentlement.
Ezra Koenig at Leeds Festival 2014
(photos by NME / Jordan Hughes)